Ever stolen a cool pint glass or goblet from a bar?

Stop lying, you lying liar.  I know you have.  I’ve seen your cabinets.

Well, try that again and they will BLOW YOUR FREAKIN’ HAND OFF.  They will, too…at least if you’re in the test market for this new anti-theft device.

Currently on trial at Jaguar Shoes in Shoreditch, London, the devise is intended to explode with ink when the glass is transported more than 100m from the bar. It follows research indicating that 90 per cent of people have stolen or considered nabbing a glass from the bar whilst out drinking – particularly custom designed glasses which have become collector’s items.

That’s right. We’re onto you, punk.  And if you value your digits, you’ll heed the warning.