Highly amusing (and highly vulgar) blog Don’t Drink Beer has a great satirical piece on gimmicky ingredients.
“Yeah, I heard about this irrelevant shitwater that I will never try, I even heard about the nonstandard ingredient that they added. I keep having to hear about this bullshit from everyone who knows that I enjoy beer, ” local Craft Beer connoisseur lamented, “every time some shithole brewery does this, the links come pouring in from friends and relatives who assume I am into this stupid shit. It never fails.”
The whole thing is hysterical, and the rest of the blog is worth following if you’re into this kind of thing. This right here though…this got me good:
They are just gonna put basically whatever into the fermenter, who gives a shit
Lulz.
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