Underage drinking has hit an historic low.

MTF discovered that the 30-day prevalence of alcohol use declined in all three grades in 2013, dropping 0.8, 1.9 and 2.3 percentage points in grades 8, 10 and 12. All three grades are now at the lowest point that they have been since the mid-1990s.

It must be all them twitters and instawhatsits keeping them occupied.  I’ve heard it’s harder to play them newfangled vidja-games when you’ve had a few, too.